So I used to talk to this guy named — back in like August or some shit. We talked for quite a long time. He’d always flirt with me and shit. He’d say that I was hella cute and blah, blah, blah, etc. As the months passed by, I started to like him. The thing that pissed me off so much was the fact that he’d barely hit me up first. Like, seriously. I don’t care how cute you are— if I’m the only one putting effort into this— I’m out. He did this to me a lot. He would leave me shit sometimes, but I never felt special cause he’d say the same exact things to his other friends on Facebook. The fact that he was like “Facebook Famous” lol, is that even a word— aha, whatever— it made him like I guess “untouchable” to get at, lol. Does that even make sense? Whatever, lol. I grew tired of him so fast cause. He was just so boring. Like, he’d type like a little kid. He’d say the corniest things that weren’t even cute. Like, NOT ORIGINAL. I kinda figured out that he was just tryna get the D. Cause all he’d ever talk about was cuddling and, unf, unf. Get ouuttaaaa here! Shit, I do that too, but at least I balance it, ya’know? Well, anywho. My crush for him started to fade cause omg. His status’s were such a turn off. Like, “LMS if you’re 5’2, 5’3, 5’4, etc..” or “LMS if you like Asians”. Omg, so FUCKING annoying. Who does that?! Plus, you’re fucking 21! Omg, really now? Anyways, we’d talk like.. hmm, if I average it.. we’d talk like literally three times a month. And plus he already said that he “Ioved” me and called me “baby” during the first month— that just screams out, “WHORE!” Anyways, I just played along with it. He’d always say shit like, “Oh, I wanna hold you right now”. Whatever, lol. No butterflies. Thanks to FACEBOOK TIMELINE, I found out that he said that same shit to my friends, LOOOOOL. So I’m like, “oh, whatever”. Early December I was like, “fuck it, let’s party”, lol. I had hella fun at Snowball and got over him like that. Well, I was already over him. I just thought that night was the night to let go of all my problems, aha. So yeah, then he’d hit me up again and be all like, “I miss you, babe”. Like, uhh.. “Nigga, why you calling me babe? You don’t even know my birthday” Lol. Then TODAY he said that he wanted to come over and visit me, but nigga I said, “I don’t feel like hanging out”. Ahaha, he got hella mad. Then I told him that I’m sorta talking to somebody. Then, he hella tried to make it sound like I was a bad guy and shit. Haha, idk. Lol, ANYWAYS. The lesson that I’ve learned from this is that— “looks aren’t always everything” & “everybody wants my dick”. Lol i’m just kidding, ahaha, “if somebody tells you that they love you after a week— he wants your dick”

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9. asianpersuasionbaby said: Haha, that’s why I fall for cute and not hot guys xD smh tho. What a story
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